Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Golden Orb

I have a new lover. A new obsession. A new desire. The Golden Kiwi. No joke, I am in loooove.
For those of you who have been living in the dark [as i was until i ate last night's fruit salad] and have yet to embark on the mystical experience that is The Golden Kiwi, let me describe. It is a kiwi, but on drugs. Nice drugs. Marvelous drugs. Wizard of Oz yellow brick road blissfull. I'm talking hammock in heaven. I'm talking glittering diamond tiara and rose covered palace. Alice in wonderland dream. Upon first taste i felt as if the golden orb of the sun had fallen from the sky and landed in my open, waiting mouth.
It is 'normal' kiwi, minus most of the tartness and plus sweet, sweet, tender lovin.



Can you hear it screaming "EAT MEEE!" ?

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